Maybe Just maybe...

What's more painful than high school dating, more reveling than wandering around Wal-Mart naked. More frustrating than getting an 89.9% in a class?

Applying for a car loan.

There is rejection (2x's). Embarrassment ("You only have $100 dollars in your checking account!?") and paperwork ("We need copies of your teaching contract, copies of your last two pay stubs, a copy of your S.S. Card and License, as well as your blood/organ type for collateral ;) ).

Doesn't anyone believe that I'm a trustworthy individual who just needs a car to drive to work?

Cross your fingers for me, third time's a charm.